Swag Store

Welcome to the official Egretia Swag Store! Here you can lay hands on all things Felix and fish-sauce.

Signed Books

Signed and dedicated paperback copies of all of Assaph’s books. Want some? Fill out this form!

Stories of Togas, Daggers, and Magic

Murder In Absentia
Murder In Absentia
The first story: Felix is must solve the murder of a young man, found dead with strange tattoos.
In Numina
In Numina
The second story: A rich landlord finds his apartments are abandoned by the tenants, with claims the tenements are haunted.
Murder In Absentia - First Edition
Murder In Absentia – First Edition
Only a handful of copies remain, and none will ever be printed again!


Dreamtime Dragons
Dreamtime Dragons Anthology
Last copies remain. Contains two dragon-themed flash-fiction pieces by Assaph.

To order paperback copies, fill out this form!


T-shirts with Felix’s Tinder profile, drinking flasks reminding you not to practice magic when drunk, fish-sauce recipe on a mug, and more fun stuff! Visit our shop on CafePress!

And, because different stores have different content policies, there’s also a Zazzle store with a slightly different collection (most notably, it has the Samuel L. Jackson playing Cicero quote).

If you spotted a design you liked but can’t find it on a particular store or product (e.g. you want it on the back of a T-shirt rather than the front, or on a phone case, or any combination!) – just contact me! I can create it for you within 24-48 hours.